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10,000 Einsteins walk into a space bar...and accidentally doom the multiverse. It's a brain drain of epic proportions!
Humanity stumbles upon interdimensional travel with a little help from a time-hopping Einstein. They build a utopia with a brain trust of super-geniuses from across realities, like a cosmic dream team! But their attempts to be good samaritans to other worlds go hilariously wrong, unleashing a wave of wacky disasters. Now stuck in their own giant space city, they're in a mad dash to unravel the calamity before it becomes the ultimate buzzkill for the multiverse.
GREETINGS, EARTHLINGS!
Greetings Earthlings of the 20th... uh, I mean 21st century! It's your favorite physicist, Albert Einstein, live (well, sort of) from the future! No time travel involved, thank goodness. Dial-up is bad enough.
Anyway, turns out those future folks cracked interdimensional travel. Guess who they snagged as their guide? This brilliant mug! We built a utopia, solved world hunger (except for socks, darn things!), and even visited other Earths. Let me tell you, some realities make reality TV look sane.
Speaking of sane, our good deeds might've caused a few... "calamities" on those other Earths. Think singing squirrels and polka-dotted rain. Oops!
So, keep an eye out for weird visitors, Earth. And if you see a giant space station full of us Einsteins, just offer tea and therapy. We need it.
Your (slightly chaotic) interdimensional explorer,
Professor Einstein (Prime Edition)
FAQs
Hold onto your spacesuits, earthlings (or should we say, earflaps?) We know your amazing, squishy brains might be having a cosmic meltdown from our sudden appearance! But fear not, our resident human decoder ring (aka the Human Affairs Officer) has whipped up some answers to your most mind-blowing questions. Get ready to blast off, it's gonna be a stellar adventure!
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Sure, if you can dodge singing space squirrels with a hankering for karaoke and don't mind the occasional polka-dotted downpour. #CalamityChronicles (We're not saying it was a washing machine incident involving a rogue dimension, but we're not NOT saying it was either.)
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Think "comfort first, with a dash of 'whatever doesn't offend a singing space squirrel.'" Just avoid your best clothes before trying the Jurgenflark...trust us, it's a tastebud adventure that might leave a souvenir stain.
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Duh! Dial-up wouldn't cut it with 10,000 Einsteins as roommates. We're talking instant interdimensional downloads (although cat videos are still a work in progress. Those pesky multiversal felines love hiding the good stuff).
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Forget Netflix! We've got the Einstein Entertainment Network (EEN), your one-stop shop for space-faring entertainment. We're talking must-watch shows like "How to Not Become a Human Projectile After Stepping on a Banana Peel in Zero-G" (because safety first, folks) and "Jurgenflark Master Chef: Don't Try This at Home!" (seriously, for your own good, leave the interdimensional cuisine to the professionals).
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It all started with one genius, then things got a little...multiplicative. Now we have enough brainpower to solve world hunger (except for the rogue sock monster issue. Don't even get us started on that).
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Usually. We had a minor anti-gravity incident involving a misplaced banana peel and a particularly enthusiastic Einstein. It's mostly under control...mostly. Think of it as a daily dose of excitement (or nausea, depending on your constitution).
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Robots? Please! We have sentient toasters that can make perfect Jurgenflark toast (although cleaning them is another story. Seriously, those things are sassy).
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That's how this whole polka-dotted rain, opera-singing squirrel situation started! Let's just say we're taking a little break from interdimensional travel for the foreseeable future. #SorryNotSorryParallelEarths
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Classified information. But let's just say it involves a sprinkle of polka-dotted rain, a dash of opera-singing squirrels, and a whole lot of "oops, we messed up the multiverse."
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The answer to life, the universe, and everything...or at least a truly unique interdimensional delicacy. Just be prepared for the aftertaste (and the singing space squirrels it might attract. They have a thing for...acquired tastes).
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OF COURSE! We've got stores selling anti-gravity yoga pants that actually stay up (revolutionary, we know), self-cleaning space suits that won't judge your post-Jurgenflark stains, and the latest in interdimensional travel accessories (think polka-dotted raincoats, very popular after the...incident).
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MISSING OUT ON THAT FRESH, EARTHY SMELL...unless you count the occasional whiff of burnt toast from the sentient toasters (seriously, those things need anger management classes). We're working on a "space park" with genetically modified space grass. Don't judge, it's the little things.
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WE TRIED THANKSGIVING ONCE. Let's just say the rogue sock monster incident involved a giant stuffing explosion and a very disgruntled Einstein with a cranberry sauce beard. Now we celebrate "EINSTEIN DAY" with a giant interdimensional brain cake (don't worry, it's delicious...mostly).
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WHY SETTLE FOR A GYM WHEN YOU HAVE ARTIFICIAL GRAVITY YOU CAN ADJUST FOR THE PERFECT ANTI-GRAVITY WORKOUT? Just don't get too dizzy and launch yourself into space. We get enough rogue astronauts as is.
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IT'S...INTENSE. Expect a lot of intellectual conversations that go over your head, awkward physics puns that make crickets seem lively, and the occasional debate about the merits of string theory vs. parallel universes (hot topic, don't even get us started).
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WE TRIED GOLDFISH, BUT THEY KEPT ESCAPING INTO THE ZERO-GRAVITY ZONES AND BECOMING MINIATURE SPACE EXPLORERS (turns out, space is a goldfish's dream vacation). Now we have space hamsters that can survive in low orbit (and they don't eat as many socks. Although, they do have a fondness for chewing on anti-gravity yoga pants).
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KEEPING THE SINGING SQUIRRELS UNDER CONTROL. They're cute, but their sudden bursts of opera can be...earsplitting, especially when they get stuck on high notes. We're working on a solution (earplugs are not an option, trust us).
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INTERDIMENSIONAL MEDITATION CHAMBERS! They project calming visuals of, well, not polka-dotted rain, and help us de-stress after a long day of Einstein-ing (it's a verb here, deal with it).
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ABSOLUTELY! We serve Jurgenflark cocktails (at your own risk), ANTI-GRAVITY BEERS THAT FLOAT MID-AIR (don't spill!), and the finest space dust martinis in the multiverse (guaranteed to make you see multiple realities, whether you want to or not).
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WE'RE WORKING ON IT! But first, we need to figure out how to contain the singing space squirrels, convince the rogue sock monster to switch to a lint sock diet, and develop a raincoat strong enough for polka-dotted rain. Stay tuned, space cadets!
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(We get this one a lot). HONEY, IF YOU HAVE TO ASK, YOU PROBABLY DON'T HAVE THE VOCAL CHOPS (OR THE INTERDIMENSIONAL LUNG CAPACITY) FOR OUR HIGH-OCTANE OPERATIC STYLINGS. Stick to karaoke in your own reality, please. We don't need another Calamity on our hands (or rather, paws).